addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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