North Korea, Best Korea!
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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