How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You need Xanax blowdarts
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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