He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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