Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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