White coat. Heels.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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