hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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