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found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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