Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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