why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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