if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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