I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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