what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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