I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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