im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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