The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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