quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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