Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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