I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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