Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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