i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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