...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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