I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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