Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
my sisters under your porch take her home
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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