chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
