I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Your dad touched me again.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
