I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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