My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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