Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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