jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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