did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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