after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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