I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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