Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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