Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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