those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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