belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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