I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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