he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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