I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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