So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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