i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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