But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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