Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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