You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
