her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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