when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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