if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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