did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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