these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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