That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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