I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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