I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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