benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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