walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
