How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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