he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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